Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?
Ringo could be living in your backyard without you even knowing
I hAve beeN LAUgHING AT THiS FOR TEN MiNUTES
so I gave my nephew a set of avengers cookie cutters and last night they made some sugar cookies with them
most of them came out REALLY GOOD like
and iron man
but then there’s…
my bf knows how to sail and stuff so we were going to fuck on a boat so when we sailed out to somewhere isolated we started making out pretty intensely and i kissed his neck and earlobe and whispered “aye aye captain” and he said “i can’t hear you” so i said it again and then he fucking went “oooooooooooooh” and started singing the fucking spongebob theme song i wanted to kill him
toni-tan said: Hi Amy! Who're you planning on going as to Sunnycon, if you don't mind me asking? c:
Well as many people have asked (i assumet this is what this is about but idk >.<) I can’t do my ukraine cosplay because its dead and i dont have time to fix it, but I should be doing Cecil from welcome to night vale ((with my awesome glow cloud otherwise known as whatthehufflepuff or more commonly Becca)) and I’ll most likely be doing Molly Hopper (Sherlock) on day two :)
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.